

All you need to "better understand any person," including yourself, is that person's birthday, and boom! You get a lengthy essay describing them, up to and including health predictions, meditation advice, and personality traits.

The Secret Language of Birthdays is part of a series of books by Gary Goldschneider, who used " astrology, numerology, and pure psychic intuition" to create a "unique compilation" of advice, life guidance, and personality insights.

Do you wish there was an Internet generator that could do all this research for you? If so, you need to get yourself over to The Secret Language of Birthday's website, stat, because your troubles are over. Have you ever wished you could just figure someone out without having to go through all that pesky getting-to-know-you stuff? Have you ever wondered what someone's birthday says about them, beyond just horoscope stuff (because duh, you've already looked that up).
